This is Bert!

Bert chews on everything ... But that's Ok ... As soon as Bert stops chewing we were going to get all new stuff funded by selling Bert modified clothing, accessories and furniture under the BertBite brand. Then life got busy and we decided to keep the Bert modified items ourselves.

This is Cooper!

He joined us in 2015 and began assisting Bert in modifying items around the house. He crowning acheivement was excavating a hole through the center of our king size tempurpedic mattress. It became 4 really nice dog beds with a few yard of ballistic nylon and some effort.

This is Iggy!

He joined us in 2018. He isn't very big, but he has been doing his part to continue the modifications of our stuff.